Saturday 30 January 2016

Jizz Cake Lyrics

Hi Guys,

As many of you know I am a Youtuber as my sidehustle. Guys who are doing amazingly on youtube are Gurpageproductions. Their latest song Jizz Cake (Sequel to "You're a wizard harry" is taking the internet by storm and nobody has the lyrics, so here they are:

I'll bake you a jizz cake
made of jizzzzz
fuckin' bake a jizz cake
made of jizz and flour and eggs and jizz
but mainly jizz in the jizz cake
mainly jizz
mainly jizz in the jizz cake, jizz in the jizz cake
bakin jizz cakes for the homeless and poor and destitute
fuckin jizz cake for you son here you go
dinnae choke on the jizz cake
dinnae choke choke choke on the jizz cake
mainly jizz and flour and eggs and marmalade
eggs and marmalade in the jizz cake
mate here you go mr homeless man
need a jizz cake?
hey fat man here you go its a jizz cake
hey skinny man heres 3 cos you need 3 youre fucking anorexic
eat my jizz cake jizz its a jizz cake
made of jizz and flour and eggs and yeast and shite and cum and baked fuck
fuck your jizz cake mate I put my dick in the jizz cake
fuck jizz cake
fuck yer jizz cake mate
can i have a custom jizz cake from my own DNA please?
Ive collected some in a test tube please sir I will pay you with my cash
jizz cake coming for your jizz cake son
ive got some jizz cake
jizz, theres jizz in this cake
jizz cake
jizz cake
this cakes awfy sticky